Bottle Ten-Pack
For your reading pleasure (and since this format was such a hit a couple of weeks ago): the Top Ten Expansions you should remove from the game with World-Bottling Kit, and why:
10) Unhinged. Because the irony is delicious.
9) Homelands. Because even 4x Apocalypse Chime may not be enough to get the bad taste out of your mouth.
8) Prophecy. Because it doesn’t even have Apocalypse Chime to help out.
7) Champions of Kamigawa, the latest breakthrough Magic: the Gathering set from your good friends at Wizards. Because Scott Johns, our editor, demands I mention the latest expansion at least once in every article I write, or I don’t get a cookie.
6) Mirrovasion. Because if you’re going to play in a format like Unhinged, why not bend a few more rules?
5) Torment. Because it’s a great hoser against black.
4) Judgment. Because it’s a great hoser against blue – er, I mean, green and white.
3) Ninth Edition. Because people will think you must have gotten your hands early on some Ninth Edition product before it’s released, or else why would you mention it? Good for you, stud.
2) Unglued. Because you thought this would be #1, didn’t you?
1) Promotional Card. Because it’s an elegant way to get rid of that Nalathni Dragon that annoying geek in your local store keeps showing off in his super-rare-and-foil deck.
引用元
BOTTLED UP Posted in Serious Fun on November 9, 2004
https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/serious-fun/bottled-2004-11-09
『アンヒンジド/Unhinged』のレビュー記事にて、指定したエキスパンションのカードを追放できる《World-Bottling Kit》がレビューされました。
そこで、追放したいエキスパンションのトップテンの中に『神河物語』が7位にランクインしています。
とは言っても、『神河物語』に問題があるという訳ではなく、最新のエキスパンションについて触れるように言われているというだけの理由です。
ジョークセットの記事ですから、真面目な理由でない方がふさわしいかもしれません。
2021/03/09 追記
日本語訳を見つけました。
ビン詰め攻撃――世界ビン詰めキットで選ぶべきセットは
https://web.archive.org/web/20041114043223/http://www.hobbyjapan.co.jp/magic/articles/files/20041110_01.html
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